Excuse me, are you lost?
I know middle-earth can be pretty tough to navigate, what with all the giant spiders and orcs roaming around. But lucky for you, we’ve put the middle-earth map on this Epic Hero exclusive t-shirt… as long as you can read Sindarin elvish.
Just make sure to pack enough food (or lembas bread) for your travels!
Original apparel and home essentials crafted for the modern nerd. Each piece is meticulously designed by our in-house team of fashionable nerds. In other words, this ain't Target.
Nerd Riot is the exclusive provider of merch and apparel for the premiere Film/TV Analysis YouTube channel, New Rockstars. It's Straight from the Blue Dungeon, and into your hands.